by David LeMieux
That Dave gets a magnifying glass. They are so useful! Do you smell smoke?
I hereby decree That people will stop using old browsers. Especially Internet Explorer. Get Firefox!
I hereby decree that promoul has a good valentines
I hereby decree that people will boycott the scroll until they produce good information
That valentines day is now known as single awareness day
That somebody will send me a WII so that I can lose weight!
That people will stop calling my phone. Unless they want to pay me money.