I hereby decree

I hereby decree that Scott Bourne sounds a little like the "Brain" character from the cartoon "Pinky and the Brain." Does that also mean that he sounds like Orson Welles? Mr. Bourne, if you ever read this - could you please record your reading of the following line:

"We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire, where Mrs. Buckley lives. Every July, peas grow there."

Please let me know when you are finished and where I can hear the recording. Thank you, that is all.