by David LeMieux
First, I can't get the song "From Aspic to Zoo" by The Whole Fantastic World out of my head.
Second, I was making some salsa (I really am addicted, in case you didn't believe me.) and I cut my thumb on the blade of the food processor... in the middle of sliced jalapeņos and other peppers. It hurt, then stung, then it hurt some more. On a side note, the salsa turned out to be delicious.