I hereby decree

If Twitter is to be believed, I can see tweets before they actually happen. See the screen shot? (Tweets are presented in a bottom-up format, the most recent being on the top, much like blog entries) I answered his question before he asked it.

Now skeptics might say that maybe there are just inconsistencies on twitters servers or that maybe jayman16 double-posted/re-posted and that what we are seeing is the second version, the first having been deleted.

I laugh at these theories. I laugh long and hard. Clearly Twitter does not lie and they have never had a problem like this before, ever. I will be taking a few weeks off to hike the Tetons and meditate and try and develop this newly discovered skill of mine. Of course I will need to stay in ares where WiFi is readily available, as my premonitions seem to only happen on Twitter.

Wish me luck.