I hereby decree

We need to study sand. I have observed in sand a unique property. The simple act of walking along the sand on a beach was somehow cause enough to make the sand embed itself all over my person and all over my possessions. After walking across the beach (and really, only walking) there was sand in my hair, in my mouth, in my clothing, and all over all our stuff. I'm pretty sure it ended up in our car before we even opened the door to get in at the end of the day.

So please, science community I implore you. Research sand. There is something there we are missing, I am sure of it.