by David LeMieux
I just found out that Elder Wirthlin passed away. I was talking to my friend Jared about it when we were talking about how it is good he died peacefully. The following conversation then took place:
Jared Daines: I wonder what percentage of people actually go that way? I suspect very few.
David LeMieux: I dunno. I wonder if they will have that database available for analysis in heaven.
David LeMieux: Look at this! We will say, the average height of all humans was 6'1"!!!
David LeMieux: or whatever.
Jared Daines: That would be interesting...
Jared Daines: Think of all the data they have? A marketers dream!
David LeMieux: seriously
David LeMieux: do you think they use Big Table?
Jared Daines: No they use the cloud
Ha ha! The cloud! Get it? ... I am such a nerd. Props to Jared for the insight. Seriously though, I don't know if they use databases in heaven, but whatever it is they are using must be amazing.
Also, no disrespect meant to the Wirthlin family. I hope they are doing well.